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Post  Scooby-Doo on Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:28 am

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He walked through the hallways, trying not to bump into anybody. He had one thing on his mind: class. He couldn't be late. He quickened his pace, clutching his binder a bit tighter. He hoped he wouldn't make a fool out of himself, though he knew he obviously would.

He reached Math, and walked back to where the teacher was. She was short, and plump, with curly blond hair. "Are you Adrien?" she asked, slowly, enunciating every syllable. Adrien nodded.

"Hello, Adrien! My name is Mrs. Pressman, and I'm your Math teacher. It's great to have you in my class."

He smiled shyly.

"There's a seat in the back, next to Ross," Mrs. Pressman continued on, pointing to a boy sitting in the far corner, with dark brown curls. "He said he'd help you around school for the day."

Adrien nodded, and walked over to where Ross was sitting. He stood nervously, and sat down. Ross looked up from the book he was reading. "Hey. Are you Adrien?"

Adrien nodded, like he had when Mrs. Pressman asked.

"I'm Ross, Ross McPherson, but my last name isn't really important. I've been told I have to walk you around school today, is that right?" He spoke fast, too fast for Adrien to follow. Too fast for anyone to follow, Adrien hoped. Having the general gist of what Ross had told him, he nodded once more.

"Hey, talk to me," Ross joked, grinning. "Come on, man. I can't take a mute from class to class. You'll never make any friends if you don't speak. Cat got'cha tongue?"

Adrien shook his head, and spoke in his delicate English, which he had practiced again and again in front of the mirror in his elder sister's bathroom. "I... am... new... here." He spoke slowly. "I... don't speak much English."

"Oh, you don't?" Ross cocked his head to the side. "What do you speak?"

"Portuguese."

"Really?!" Ross exclaimed, navy blue eyes shining with fascination and delight. "That's soooo cool!! Part of my family's from Portugal!"

Adrien smiled shyly. "That's... cool."

"Don't worry, Adrien," Ross assured his new friend. "You'll make lots of friends. I'll teach you some English. It'll be great! And you can teach me some Portuguese!"

Adrien's smile broadened across his pale face. "That would be great," he spoke, slightly louder than he had before. It was now quite obvious that he was foreign, as his accent was thick with Portuguese dialect, though he was only ten. "Thank you."

"No problem!"

With that, class started, and both boys turned to face the front of the classroom, where Mrs. Pressman had started talking and going over the day's lesson.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:57 pm

Higura--what?

LIZA enters the small school. It's one classroom, kids of all ages. NICOLAS walks up to her.

Nicolas: hi! 8D

Liza: ... hi?...

NICOLAS is wearing a short green sailor-suit. The collar is white, with a pink stripe, and he's wearing black knee-highs and black shoes. His knees are scraped from running outside and playing. Blonde hair w/headband.

Nicolas: Let me introduce you to my friends!~ 8D

Liza: Uhm... okay...?

NICOLAS takes LIZA over to a table where FOUR OTHER GUYS are sitting. LIZA feels bad that her first friends have to be five guys, but it's doable. She sits down.

Nicolas: This is Brandon~

BRANDON is a small boy, about NICOLAS'S age, but wearing a simple white T-shirt and a purple jumper. Also, a tie. His hair is pretty long.

Brandon: Nii~nii! =3

Nicolas: And this is Max~

CAMERA focuses on MAX--several years older, wearing a blue sailor skirt and a regular ol' sailor shirt. Blue collar, yellow stripe. Brown hair, pretty short.

Max: Yo.

Liza: Hi.

Nicolas: Lastly, we have Max~

CAMERA starts to pan over--but LIZA interrupts.

Liza: Wait, you just introduced me to Max.

Nicolas: *turns to audience, breaking fourth wall* See, we had some budget cuts so we didn't have enough money to play genderbent!Mion and genderbent!Shion. So Max plays all three roles. *turns back to Liza* Make sense? ^_^

Liza: ... okay then... sure...

Brandon: Let's play a game so Liza can join our cluuuuuub~!

Everyone: OKAI 8D

THEY play a GAME. LIZA LOSES.

Liza: *turns to audience* Dammit, I just lost the game! >:U

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO :iconbawwplz:

Liza: *turns back to others* ;__;

Others: *evil grins*

Nicolas: Liek, grab her~! 8D

Liza: NOOO MY BOOBS AREN'T BIG. GRAB JUU INSTEAD!!! ;____;

BRANDON AND NICOLAS grab one of Liza's arms, keeping her in place. They step on her feet to keep her from kicking.

Liza: OH SHAT HELP ME MAAAAX D8

Max: *holds marker up to his face, which resembles that of a raep face* Ufufufu~

Liza: ... *gulp* Max?...

Max: *draws inappropriate stuff all over her face--and kitty whiskers* All done 'u'

Liza: BAAAAWWW I HATE THIS PLACE *runs away*

VLOGBROTHERS sing "THIS ISN'T HOGWARTS" in the background as Liza runs away, trying to rub the inappropriate drawings off of her face. No such luck.

LIZA runs to an old junkyard. She sees MAX near the bottom, trying to pull something out from under a big box or some shit.

Liza: How the hell did you get here so fast?

Max: The sets are right beside each other. .__.;

Liza: ... oh yeah. :A

Max: HALP ME RESCUE TEH COLONEL D8

Liza: Okay then... *runs down, tries to pull out poster of KFC Colonel. she FAILS* I can't get it.

Max: brb getting something to halp

Liza: k

LIZA continues to FAIL at rescuing COLONEL POSTER.

Liza: Damn, I can't get it. I hope Max's... thing... will help.

MAX appears at the top of the rubbish pile behind LIZA, stepping on a can. The crunch causes LIZA to turn around, and she stares at MAX. MAX is holding a big SHINEYDESU HATCHET, with an EERIE SMILE on his face. LIZA proceeds to CURSE CUT SHORT.

Liza: OH SHI--
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:33 pm

Higura--what? pt.II

LIZA is walking to school with MAX. LIZA is wearing her school uniform--black pants, white t-shirt, black shoes. Simple. Whereas MAX is still in sailor suit.

Liza: Hey, it's weird.

Max: What is? ._.

Liza: Shouldn't I be wearing the sailor suit? I'm a girl.

Max: No. I like wearing skirts. It gives me a nice breeze~ 8D

Liza: Excuse me while I go fangirl and barf at the same time. *runs off road*

OLIVIA is taking pictures in the woods.

Olivia: LA DEE DA HAI BIRDEE LET ME JUS TAKE A QUICK PIKCHUR *picture*

Liza: Wait... who are you and what the hell are you doing on the set? SECURITYYYYY~

Olivia: NO NO OLIVIA WORK HERE >:U

Liza: But... the budget...--

Olivia: OLIVIA WORK FOR FREE :iconirapeitplz:

Liza: ... why?

Olivia: OLIVIA BOYFRIEND R BORE C:

Liza: BUT BUDGET--

Olivia: OLIVIA STEAL FROM STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE HAS MONEY. OLIVIA DONATE MONEY TO STUDIO. *_*

Liza: So do we have a Mion and Shion?

Olivia: PLAYED BY ANGEL AND ELROY RESPECTIVELY.

Liza: Capsabuse is not shineydesu. :<

Olivia: YES IT IS DERP *claps hands together like a seal*

Bore: 'suuuuup maaaaaan |D

Liza: Are you stoned? o_o;

Bore: yeeeeeeah maaaaan |D

Liza: *flees to the Benny Hills theme*

Angel: Hey Liza~! 8>

Liza: 'Sup.

Angel: Guess WHAT?! 8>

Liza: What?

Angel: In just TWO EPISODES, you're going to DIE HORRIBLY~! 8>

Liza: So are you.

Angel: ... and Max. 8>

Liza: WHAT?! I HAVE TO KILL MAX?! HELL FUCKING NO, BIATCH.

LIZA exits the scene, hair-flipping until THAT BITCH is gone and OUT OF HER MIND.

Angel: LIZA! Come back! Don't quit!

ANGEL goes OS, comes back with Liza. They sit down, continue the episode as normal. Just then, the WRITER suffered from a FATAL HEART ATTACK via HIGURASHI!KIRA.

Higurashi!kira: *writes in Death Note* ... writer... of... Higura--what?... C|

Writer: La dee da~ 8D OH SH-- *fatal heart attack*

Thus, not only is a curse cut short, but also an episode. And the WRITER's life.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  LaBohemien on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:48 pm

*applause*

Favorite character so far? Olivia.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Cantaloupe on Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:58 pm

DUD

DAT ISH NO A AKYURAT PORTRAYL

GTFO U HO
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:44 pm

Higura--what? pt.III

OLIVIA is taking pictures, BORE smoking in the background.

Olivia: OLIVIA IS TAKING PIKCHURZ IN THIRD PERSUN LOL

Bore: ... |D

Olivia: LA LA LA DAT IS A PUUUUUURDY FLOWUR *takes picture*

Higurashi!Kira: Kukuku, shall we kill her?

Higurashi!Ryuuk: Butbutbut she's doing nothing wrong! D8

Higurashi!Kira: EXACTLY. WE'LL MAKE IT A RUNNING JOKE AND KILL HER EVERY ARC! 8D

Higurashi!Ryuuk: OH COOL. 8D

Olivia: LA DEE DA CAPSABUSE~

Flower: *comes to life* In this episode, you're going to die horribly! :>

Olivia: OH FACK *flee*

Bore: ... |D

Flower: *chases after with :AA: face* DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP

Olivia: OLIVIA NO WORK FOR FREE N E MOAR >:U

FLOWER chases OLIVIA off-screen. There are SCREAMS, and the camera pans over to OLIVIA'S BLOODY AND MANGLED CORPSE.

Olivia's bloody and mangled corpse: ... no... work... for... free... ;__; *dies with sun spitting beautiful shinydesu rays on corpse, bishie sparkles all around, and shineydesu sound effects*

Bore: ... |D

MEANWHILE

Nicolas: LET'S PLAY BASEBALL~! :>

Everyone: KAY

Liza: Butbutbut, I has no bat!

LIZA has BLOOD all over her face.

Nicolas: wtf, you has blood all over your face.

Liza: *wipes face with hand, examines hand* ... Why, yes I do!

Nicolas: WHY?! D8

Max/Brandon: YA WHY?! D8

Liza: Our budget's still tight dawg. I had to play the flower that killed Olivia. And I still don't have a baseball bat.

Nicolas: There should be some in the lockers.

LIZA goes to open the LOCKER. Inside is a BASEBALL BAT, nice, silver, a little dusty, as it hasn't been used in a good time. It has the name SARAH written on it, but LIZA grabs it anyway and goes outside.

Liza: Gaise, who the hell is Sarah?

Nicolas: My older sister. I think she had a crush on me or something. She was cute though 8D

Liza: wait... you liked your... o_o;

Nicolas: Whaaaat it's normal in my family :U

Liza: Like it's normal for the guys here to wear girls' uniforms?

Brandon: IT'S A NICE BREEZE~NIPAH. 8D

Angel: *pushes glasses up on nose* LET'S FUCKING PLAY *hits baseball on ground*

Brandon: I pitch~nipah!

BRANDON runs up to the pitcher's place, winds up, and throws the ball at Angel.

Angel: *hits* WOOO *runs to first*

Ball: *lands right beside first*

Max: Oh. Oh wow. Faaaaail~ *picks it up, tags out Angel*

Angel: NOOOOOOO ANGEL STILL IN.

Max: You ARE Olivia's brother. Stop talking in third-person and go sit out.

Angel: *sulk*

Brandon: here it comes~nipah! :A *throws*

Liza: *hits ball out to the forest* WOOO HOME RUN *runs around bases* i can haz win?

Max: No. You fail. Now we have to go get our ball.

Angel: I'll go with her. *goes with Liza*

LIZA AND ANGEL arrive at the forest. THE BALL is beside OLIVIA'S BLOODY AND MANGLED CORPSE.

Liza/Angel: WE FOUND OUR BALL~! C: *takes ball, runs back to school*

Olivia's bloody and mangled corpse: ... *decomposes all alone*

Bore: *breaking 4th wall* she's nooooot alooooooone, maaaaaaaaan. i'm heeeeeeeere |D

Audience: BOOOOO NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY GET OFF THE STAGE RAAAAAAAAH

Bore: noooo waaaaaaaay maaaaaan. |D

Audience: BOOOOO YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF LIV *rage*

Bore: i'm outta heeeere, maaaaaaaaaaan |C *leaves Olivia*
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  LaBohemien on Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:52 pm

WHY DID SHE DIE DAMMIT. BI
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:23 pm

Her character dies in every arc.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Cantaloupe on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:42 pm

He lives in one.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:20 pm

... every arc but one. Still.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  CherrySama on Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:12 am

Can you continue this? =3
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:15 am

I can't cause I've only seen like three arcs of Higurashi. :<
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  CherrySama on Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:20 am

Watch more. =< Or add in more episodes from the show and stuff.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  CherrySama on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:21 pm

Do Tatari Koroshi chapter. It's really good.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Cantaloupe on Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:51 pm

or wataganashi/meakashi.
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  CherrySama on Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:17 pm

Heck, they're all good! XD But I do really like Tatari...
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Re: "Creative Vomit"

Post  Scooby-Doo on Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:25 pm

Higura--what? part IV

LIZA and ANGEL are walking back to the school. LIZA has a baseball bat with the name SARAH written on it, slung over her shoulder. ANGEL is holding the ball. LIZA STOPS. ANGEL looks back at LIZA.

Angel: What?

Liza: Didn't we just see a mangled corpse?

Angel: ... yeah... and?

Liza: And wasn't that YOUR SISTER'S mangled corpse?

Angel: No. In Higurashi, the photographer and Mion aren't related. In fact, the photographer is in his thirties or so and Mion's just a teenager.

Liza: ... but in reality, she's your sister.

Angel: BUT THIS ISN'T REALITY.

Liza: But--

Angel: SHHHHFFHGFHFHFH quiet. :U

Liza: BUT SHOULDN'T WE AT LEAST FREAK OUT?

Angel: NO. Bloody murders are a common event in an anime like this. *waves hand*

Liza: ... mmkay then.

Angel: IN FACT, they happen every year in the Watanagashi festival. There's a sacrifice or something.

Liza: You mean you brutally kill someone? ;____;

Angel: Yep! 8D

Liza: Oh, that's nice. Yep, I sure did good getting a job in the one anime that has to brutally kill someone.

Angel: But it's not Elfen Lied.

Liza: BUT ELFEN LIED DOESN'T SQUICK ME.

Angel: SO GET A JOB AS LUCY OR SOMETHING. You both have red hair.

Liza: She has pink.

Director (OS): Get back on topic!!!!!!!1!! >:U

Liza: SORRY! Okay. So. Watanagashi.

Angel: The festival's coming up. You'd sure like it. :A

Liza: Please don't tell me that's foreshadowing.

SCENE fades out. There's a scene in which LIZA eats some MEATBALLS WITH NEEDLES IN THEM, made by none other than MAX. LIZA shuts the door on MAX'S FINGERS, and runs up to her room. She looks out the WINDOW, and sees MAX holding a box filled with more CREEPY FOOD, and he's constantly saying "I'M SORRY". LIZA is CREEPED OUT. SCENE fades out. SCENE fades in--WATANAGASHI FESTIVAL happens. SCENE fades. SCENE fades in--LIZA is running in the middle of the night, as fast as she can.

Liza: I *gaspforbreath* am *gasp* running -- from -- masochistic -- God -- killer -- thing --

LIZA arrives at a PHONE BOOTH, frantically punching in THREE NUMBERS -- 911.

Liza: SOMEBODY CALL 911, SHAWTY FIRE-BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR, O--Hey! OPERATOR! HALP! I need Ooishi-san even though he hasn't been cast cause our budget's tight dawg! H--

LIZA cuts herself off mid-sentence, and LAUGHS MANIACALLY.

Liza: HAHAHAHA HIGURASHI!KIRA IS COMING FOR MEEEEEE~

Operator: lol whut?

Liza: HAHAHAHA *claws at throat, presses bloody hands against booth walls, dies*

Operator: hello... hello... Dude, somebody cool her down, she wan' bring the roof to ground on the dance floor, ooh whoa :U

Operator #2: whaaaaat D|

Operator: See, you guys, THIS? Is why we don't cast Bore as an operator. He's still stoned. [/headdesk]

Narrator V.O. as cops show up at phone booth: So, kids, just remember. Be on good terms with the Higurashi!Kira, or else this will happen to you at the Watanagashi festival: your crush will give you meatballs with needles, you'll find the mangled corpse of your best friend and go f***ing crazy. Now you must forward this to 12 of your BFF's or both you AND them will be killed mercilessly by the Higurashi!Kira!!!!! you have 15 minutes 2 forward this message!!!!!!1!!

Higura--what? arc I END.
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Post  Scooby-Doo on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:40 pm

Higura--what? TATARIGOROSHI ARC--pt.I

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Due to massive brain-farting, I accidentally put Brandon's name where Nick's should be and vice-versa. Brandon should be playing the role of Nipah~Rika, and Nicolas should be Satoko. Also, since Angel is more bat-shit crazy, he has been transferred to the role of Shion. Elroy shall be playing the role of Mion from now on. Just to clear things up.


LIZA arrives home from BORING AND USELESS VACATION. She's walking to SCHOOL, and she meets MAX along the way. He's wearing his SAILOR UNIFORM, causing much FANGIRLING in the STUDIO AUDIENCE.

Max: LIZAAAAAAAA *raep face*

MAX hugs LIZA.

Liza: Hey! Calm down! I was only gone for a few days.

Max: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?!?!?! D8

Liza: No... wait... who were you again? .__.

Max:

Liza: I'm kidding. Of course I remember you! :A

Max: YEY.

THE TWO walk to SCHOOL.

Everyone: LIZA! YOU'RE BACK!

Liza: I'm back!

THEY EAT LUNCH. LIZA has a WIMPY LUNCH packed in a SUPERMAN LUNCHBOX.

Brandon: Ohoho, you have a wimpy lunch! :A

Liza: I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT SHOOSH

Brandon: Hahaha, I'm a better cook than you! ^w^

Liza: NU. I'M DA BEST DAM COOK YOO EVAH SEEN!!!!1!!

Brandon: OH YEAH????????///??

Liza: YEEEEEAH.

Meanwhile, NICOLAS unpacks his KAWAIIDESU LUNCH, in a PRETTY PINK DISNEY PRINCESS LUNCHBOX. WITH CURRY.

Max: Hmm. That's such a good lunch, Nick! 'u'

Nick: Thanks, nii~ ^______^

Max: But I'm not a real big fan of curry. It's pretty bland--

Mr. Andrew Brown: *barges in* WUT DID U SEI ABOUT CURREE

Max: I'm a huge fan of it! It's not bland at all! ;____;

Mr. Andrew Brown: GUD *leaves*

Nicolas: You have to be careful of The Curry Master, nipah~ ^_____^

Max: Thanks for telling me beforehand. >8|

Elroy: OKAY GUYS. LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE REAL MEN.

Liza: I'm a girl... .___.;

Elroy: Whatever. WE SHALL HAVE A COOK-OFF!!!!1!!!!!

Brandon: HALLZ YAH.

Max: HELL YEAH. BIOTCH. LET'S DO THIS. >:U

Nicolas: Nipah~ ^______________^

Liza: AFIEWINEFDFWNPOE WAIT. I don't wanna.

Brandon: WHY? Too SCARED? Can you not really cook?

BRANDON sticks his TONGUE out, lowing his EYELID. A typical sign of dissing authority. HARUHI does it.

Liza: NO! I'll do it!

Elroy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Other guys: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Liza: ... arg.

LIZA arrives at HOME, setting her BACKPACK by the DOOR. She looks around. HER MOM comes running down at warp-speed, gathering things up.

Liza's Mom: HeyhoneylookIgottagotoameetingIshouldbebackinafewdayshere'smoneyforpizzaifyouneedit andtherearethingsinthefridgeIgottagobyeloveyou!

LIZA'S MOM rushes out the DOOR.

Liza: Okay, glad to see you care about your twelve-year-old's safety alone in a house for a few days with just some money for pizza and some stale leftovers! But hey, love you too! c:

LIZA goes over to the KITCHEN, staring at everything like a lost puppy.

Liza: deeeeeeeeeeeeerr... *drool*

There is a SHARP KNOCK at the DOOR. LIZA jolts out of her DAZE, and RUNS TO GET IT. BEHIND THE DOOR are none other than BRANDON AND NICOLAS, each carrying some groceries.

Liza: What the fark are you doing here? :<

Brandon: We thought we'd help you with your lunch! Considering you're OBVIOUSLY a bad cook~

Liza: I AM NOT. We have some leftover food...

THE THREE cook some PRE-MADE RICE, AND SIDE DISHES. None of it was made themselves, except for BRANDON with some sauce and NICOLAS preparing his and BRANDON'S lunch for the next day--making it pretty and stuff. THE THREE EAT TOGETHER. They JOKE, PLAY AROUND, and HAVE FUN, like they were all siblings. LIZA seems to play a BIG SISTER role for BRANDON in this MONTAGE OF COOKING. THEY EAT.

Brandon: Thanks for letting us eat over here! C:

Liza: Oh, it's no problem! It's not like I invited you or anything!

Brandon: teehee~ Thanks, nii-nii--

There's a PAUSE.

Brandon: ... sorry.

Liza: Who's nii-nii?

Brandon: It was my older sister. It's nothing.

Liza: If you say so...

Higura--what? TATARIGOROSHI ARC--pt.I END
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Post  CherrySama on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:42 pm

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. ;D
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Post  Scooby-Doo on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:18 am

Higura--what? TATARIGOROSHI ARC--pt.II

SCENE FADES IN. LIZA is at home, sleeping. The PHONE rings.

Liza: hmmmmphahwha?

Nick: OMG! OMG! LIZA! LIZA! HELP! EMERGENCY! D8

Liza: *sits up* WHAT. WHAT'S GOING ON.

Nick: HALP. BRING A METAL BASEBALL BAT OR SOMETHING. HURREEEEEEEEEE. BASEBALL FIELD. HALP. *click*

LIZA hurtles out of bed and rockets out of her room, not bothering to get out of her gym shorts and tank top that she wore to bed. She runs to her mom's room, looking around.

Liza: DAMMIT! THERE'S NO BAT!!!! D8>

LIZA sees a METAL GOLF CLUB. SHE takes it.

Liza: This will work~! *tralala's over to the baseball field*




LIZA arrives, hair and eyes wild, in her short-shorts and tank-top. A track jacket is lazily thrown around her shoulders. At least she's wearing tennis shoes. She's wielding the golf club. Glasses, too.

Two teams: *argue*

Liza: NOBODY MOVE!!!!!!11one!!!!!!!!1!

EVERYONE LAUGHS. NICOLAS walks up to LIZA, holding his stomach. He's wearing a baseball uniform, and a little helmet.

Liza: WHAT? What happened?

Nicolas: I told you, bring a bat!

Liza: BUTBUTBUT YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WAS FOR BASEBALL. ;_____________;

Nicolas: I SAID BRING A BAT. WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY?

Liza: THAT I NEED TO VIOLENTLY BASH SOMEONE'S SKULL IN WITH IT.

Nicolas: Hmmm, that's an interesting idea... ' w '

Other team captain aka Sarah: YOU GAISE GET OVER HERE.

Nicolas+Liza: k *walks over*

Sarah: OKAY GAISE. We're gonna play. And my team's totally gonna win! 8D

Max: HELL NO BIATCH. *snaps fingers in Z-formation*

Elroy: YEAH. >:U

Brandon: Nii~ ^___^




9th inning break;; SARAH'S TEAM is winning. LIZA and SARAH are in the bathroom, changing FEMININE PRODUCTS and WHAT-NOT.

Liza: So. You're a big baseball player, eh?

Sarah: Ignoring the fact that this is totes awkward, yeah. I, like, am. 8D

Liza: So I've read in interviews you hate sweets and love meat and stuff. Right?

Sarah: ... er... yeah.

LIZA FINISHES, stands up, pulls up pants and flushes toilet. She goes to wash her hands, and SARAH does the same.

Liza: You're lying.

Sarah: WHAT?! NO I'M NOT. ;__;

Liza: YOU'RE GETTING DEFENSIVE.

Sarah: NUUUUUUU D8>

Liza: The truth is, you love sweets! You think the sweet cakes are innuendos for... LITTLE SHOTAS.

Sarah: NOOOOOOOO.

Liza: And if you let me win, I'll take you out for sweet cakes!

Sarah: NUUUUU--OKAY I ADMIT IT. THE LITTLE FRILLS ON THE CAKES REMIND ME OF WHAT NICK WEARS IN THE HARUHI!GENDERBENT!ROLEPLAY. *sobbu*

LIZA pats her on the back.

Liza: Now, now, dear! If you let my team win, I'll take you out to buy cakes. We can make sweet innuendos out of them for hours on end!

Sarah: *raep face* You'd do that for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? *w*

Liza: ... sure. *flee*




LIZA, MAX, NICOLAS, BRANDON, AND ELROY win THE GAME.

Max: *flops around like a dying fish in celebratory dance*

Elroy: [pelvicthrust]WE WON, WE WON.[/pelvicthrust]

Brandon: nii. ._______.;

Nicolas: UFUFUFU. I MUST GET GOING~



Dr. Sarah: *totes arrives*

Liza: HEY. SARAH. Why are you playing all of these roles that relate to Nicolas?!

Sarah: It's not like I'm obsessed with him or anything! Budget cuts, you know!! D8>

Liza: But I could be playing these! Or someone else!

Sarah: SHUT THE HELL UP, SHORTY. *betchslap*

Liza: *emosob, goes to wash dishes*

Sarah: *goes with*

Liza: YOU JUST BETCHSLAPPED ME. GTFO OF MY FACE.

Sarah: But I have to tell you some heartwrenching story about how Nick had an abusive past and I wanted to adopt him but I'm a single parent so I plan to marry him in the future! DUH! *textface*

Liza: ... but that story is tl;dr

Sarah: RRRRRR I HAET YOO. *totes leaves*

Liza: I'M SO LONELY. BAAWW ANGST. *hand-washes dishes with no rag, or soap, or anything, like a dumbass*

Director: *runs into shot, puts DUNCE cap on Liza's head, leaves*

Liza: ... I HAET MAI RAIF~U. *sobbu*

LIZA continues to WANGST for SEVERAL SECONDS, until WILD ELROY APPEARS!
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Post  Cantaloupe on Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:36 pm

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Post  Scooby-Doo on Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:47 pm

Higura--what? TATARIGOROSHI ARC--pt.III

NOTE;; short-ish part.


SCENE fades in. LIZA is sitting, washing DISHES with NO SOAP, NO RAG. Just her BARE HANDS. There is a DUNCE CAP on her HEAD. WILD ELROY APPEARS!

Elroy: BOO! 8D

Liza: *sob*

Elroy: What's wrong? :<

Liza: I HAZ NO CHEEZBURGER, NO SHOTA CAKES (which are lies), NO SOAP, NO SELF-ESTEEM BAAWW.

Elroy: Turn dat frown upside down! 8D

Liza: BUT ME AND SARAH WERE GONNA GET SHOTA CAKES. *sobbu*

Elroy: Hmm. I prefer loli cakes myself. The little strawberries remind me of the female's sweet b--

Liza: A~HEM I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS I AM A FEMALE. >8U

Elroy: And when I cut into them with knifes it's like--

Liza: SHUT THE FARK UUUUUUUP.

Elroy: Oh. Yeah. Do you need some help?

Liza: Yes, please.~

ELROY HELPS.

Liza: Hey, do you know anything about Sarah transferring away? Not like it's relevant to anything.

Elroy: But you said, the shota cakes--

Liza: Sarah plays like three roles. All revolving around Nicolas. :U

Elroy: Oh. :U Well, um, yeah. Who told you this? *creepyglare*

Liza: derrrr, Nicky-boo. 8D

Elroy: Let me tell you something about Sarah.

Liza: She has a fetish for shota cakes?

Elroy: No--

Liza: She thinks Nick is a male Ke$ha?

Elroy: No--wait. What? Nick wouldn't ask someone where their genitals are located.

Liza: Yeah, he would. He's so innocent. He doesn't know where they are, and that they're on the same place on every person.

There is a PAUSE.

Liza: How come when you're in the scene we have to talk about genitals and innuendos and sex? 8|

Elroy: It's not just me. It's Higurashi! 8D

Liza: LOLZ DAT RHYMED. *derp*

Elroy: 'tard.

Liza: And besides, it's Higura--what?, not Higurashi.

Elroy: ANYWAAAAAAY. So, anyway, don't tell anyone this, but you know the curse of the Higurashi!Kira?

Liza: Yeah--it was placed on me last arc! 8D

Elroy: YEAH. So, like, apparently Max, like, has it.

Liza: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

Elroy: I NO RITE. Or, at least he's convinced himself he has it. And he was totes tight with Sarah before she got transferred away.

Liza: Ahhhhh. So... what does this have to do with anything?

Elroy: Max is sensitive to the discussion of Higurashi!Kira, and Sarah. So, watch what you say around him.

Liza: Oh, okay! I'll just ask him about it next time I see him rather than being careful like I'm instructed to! :A

Higura--what? TATARIGOROSHI ARC--pt.III END
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Post  Cantaloupe on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:30 pm

... we can like, criticize, right?
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Post  Scooby-Doo on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:44 pm

Uh... yeah. That's the point of a story. You comment, criticize, and I learn from it or give an explanation as to why I had some things the way they are. Just criticize nicely. 'u'

Also, don't take this story too seriously. It's just for fun. =w=
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Post  Cantaloupe on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:52 pm

This is unoriginal, and relies mostly on memes, stupidity, and sex jokes. I think you're trying too hard to be funny and it's not working very well. I suggest you either begin trying new ideas or just cut it all together.
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