Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

It's so creative. You're amazing, Liv. *bow*

Y'all could write something serious though. I couldn't do that. XD

But I don't like writing serious all the time. I want to write something funny like this but I always fail at it. D=

Me too.


WE ADMIRE YOU, LIV.

I'm your #1 fan, btw.

okay c:

for vincenzo for that redraw of that pic. either way the current version is my desktop bg thank youuuuuuuuu C:
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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv! She will never turn her back on a friend, she is usually there to defend, could be someone on whom we can depend, she is the one named Sailooooooooooor...

?: Sailor *bleep*!!!1!! :A

Sailor Anton: Sailor Anton. =3=

Sailor AJ: I refuse to sa-

?: Sailor *bleep*.

Chorus: Secret powerz are so new to her, she is the one named Sailor Liv.

Other Chorus: Tsukiiiii no hikari ni michibikareeee... Nando mo, me-gu-ri-a-uuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Chorus: ...

Other Chorus: ...

Chorus: ... Hey.

Other Chorus: ... Just keepin' it real. Y'know.

Chorus: ... And?

Other Chorus: ...

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv! :A

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

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Voice: Episode Six - Another youma? Dismay of the Furries.

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SOMEWHERE IN THE NORTH POLE...


Seera Sedana: *plotting*

Narrator: Hello, Seera Sedana!

Seera Sedana: Go away. Busy.

Narrator: A-ha-ha. Well, since you're busy, let's go see what the losers are up to today!


SOMEWHERE IN INTERNETS TOWN...

Ashton: Hello, I'm a kitty.

ELSEWHERE.

Anton: Hello, I'm a brit.

INTERNETS TOWN.

AJ: Hello, I'm a fanboy.

Liv: Hello, I'm the only recurring female character.

Narrator: A-ha-ha. These aren't losers, as you can see. But they'll do. So long!

Liv: ... Wait, what?

Ashton: Nya~n.

Liv: ... O hai ash.

Ashton: Hello, nya.

AJ: Who's he?

Liv: He's the catboy.

AJ: ...

Liv: Yep.

AJ: ... GAH!!! *runs off to corner of room*

Liv: ... Okay?

Ashton: So, I'm going to a furry convention today, and my friend is gonna be there, and y'all are coming too.

Liv: I don't wanna.

Ashton: Well, I don't care.

Liv: ...

Ashton: ...

Liv: Whatever. I'm not dressing up.

Ashton: Fine.

LATER AT THE CONVENTION...

[a tumbleweed blows through the hotel lobby]

Ashton in Fursuit; Awwwwwwwww. D:

Liv: Can we leave?

Dinu in a Dino suit: SUP KYO?

Ashton in Fursuit: THE SKY!!!

Both: OHOHOHOHOHOHO.

Liv/AJ: ...

AJ: I'm out of here.

Liv: Nooo.

Dinu in a Dino suit: I'm going to kill you all now. *dino suit morphs*

Tesuni: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

Liv: Onoes. You. Go over there.

Ashton: I feel sleepy. *yawn. falls over*

Liv: That works. MOON PRISM POWER!

AJ: MARS POWER!

Sailor Liv: You take advantage of this disturbing subculture! And catboys! For love and justice, Sailor Liv!

Sailor AJ: And Sailor AJ!

Both: In the name of the moon, we'll punish you!

Tesuni: Blaaaaaaaaaaaarg.

Sailor AJ: Hey, where's the brit?


Meanwhile, in Jolly Old Englandville.


Anton: *drinking tea and eating scones* ^_^


Back at Internets Town Annual Furrycon.


Sailor Liv: Probably drinking tea and eating scones!

Sailor AJ: ... Fire Soul!!

Tesuni: *dies*

Sailor Liv: Don't steal my spotlight! Moon Healing Escalation!

Tesuni: *is revived* Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!

Sailor AJ: WTF!?

Sailor Liv: Haha.

Tesuni: ATTACKZ. *turns Sailors into tennis balls*

Sailor AJ: Random.

Sailor Liv: Eww I'm all fat.

Tesuni: Bahahahahahahahaha.

Tuxedo Mask: HYAH. *sparta kicks Tesuni into a wall*

Tesuni: Owwie. D: *dies*

Sailors: *turn back to normal*

Sailor Liv: Tuxedo Mask! *runs to glomp him*

Tuxedo Mask: *disappears*

Sailor Liv: *jumps, falls* D:>

Sailor AJ: ... He's so ... cool ...

Sailor Liv: -_-

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Sailor Anton: Hello. Welcome to Sailor Says. I'm doing the segment today for the sole reason of getting screentime. I would like to say that... Drawnosntaptegdluowidiasdnarailasiaivilo.

Sailor Liv: GET OUT OF MY SCREENTIME. NOW.

Sailor Anton: I've said what's necessary. *eats berries and cream*

Sailor Liv: *knocks bowl out of your hands*

Sailor Anton: ... MEAN!

Sailor Liv: Get outta my screentime.

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*w* That redraw will be the best.

I need to write another chapter.

I agree.

ain't got time.

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv! She will never turn her back on a friend, she is usually there to defend, could be someone on whom we can depend, she is the one named Sailooooooooooor...

?: Sailor *bleep*!!!1!! :A

Sailor Anton: Sailor Anton. =3=

Sailor AJ: I

?: Sailor *bleep*.

Chorus: Secret powerz are so new to her, she is the one named Sailor Liv.

Other Chorus: Tsukiiiii no hikari ni michibikareeee... Nando mo, me-gu-ri-a-uuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Chorus: ...

Other Chorus: ... *whispers* sing.

Chorus: ... I forgot the rest.

Other Chorus: ... nice.

Chorus: She is the one, Sailor Liv!! :A

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

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Internets Town School for N00bs.


Mr. Jym: Hello class.

Class: O HAY THER TEECHAR

Mr. Jym: ... *ahem* Anyway. I'd like to introduce your new math teacher. That's right, no more substitute!

Class: D'awwwwww. D:

Mr. Jym: Shut up, class. Ms. Sedna?

Sedna: Hello! ^_^

Class: Hello, Ms. Sedna.

Mr. Jym: -_-

Sedna: They're so well behaved. We're glad to be here!

Mr. Puck: *is sitting on Sedna's shoulder* ...

Mr. Jym: ... *ahem* Anyway...

Ashton: ... Something's fishy...


LATER ON ...


Ashton: *eating fish for lunch* ^w^


LATER THAN THAT...


Liv: *walking home* ♪Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller, and talk with your♪

AJ: Yo.

Liv: Go away, you douche.

AJ: ... LOOK I APOLOGIZED OKAY?!

Liv: Yes, well, you still ruined it. And you interrupted my mental singing.

AJ: ... Yeah, well, we're all meeting at the video store.

Liv: BUT I HAS HOMEWORK. ;-;

AJ: Sucks for you, then. *runs off*

Liv: DOUCHE!!!

AJ: BLAME NAOKO TAKEUCHI!!!

Liv: WHY!?!

AJ: *is gone*

Liv: Who's Naoko, anyway? *keeps on walking*


THREE HOURS LATER.


Liv: *walks into video store* Hello.

AJ: *throws Satoko at Liv*

Satoko: RAAAWR!

Liv: *scream, duck* YOU DOUCHE. WHY DID YOU THROW A CAT AT ME.

Satoko: I TOLD HIM TOO. I WAS GONNA CLAW YOUR EYES OUT. YOU'RE LATE.

AJ: *shrugs*

Liv: ... Stupid catbrain. Anyway, what did I miss?

Anton: *sips tea* We waited. *eats scone*

Liv: Oh thanks! *sits on a random cardboard box*

Anton: You're welcome. Scone?

Liv: What kind?

Anton: Plain. o3o

Liv: Ew.

Satoko: *walks back in* So, you know that new teacher?

Liv: Were you spying on our classes? -_-

Satoko: Yes. And, I think she's the new enemy.

Liv: She seemed so nice. She didn't even give us any homework.

AJ: But you sai--

Satoko: Well, doesn't matter. She's trying to get on everyone's good side to figure out who's a Sailor Scout.

Liv/Anton: How devious!

AJ: ...

Satoko: Yes. Well.


The next day...


Liv: *skipping around* ♪Because when I, Arrive, I, I bring the♪

Ashton: Hello, nya! ^_^

Liv: ... Scram. I'm mental singing.

Ashton: You are a brat. You know that?

Liv: Really, hadn't noticed.

Ashton: Nyaaaaaaa. *runs off*

Liv: ... What was I singing? Darn.

Sedna: Hello, student!

Liv: Hello, newbie teacher!

Sedna: ...

Liv: ...

Sedna: Here. *hands her Mr. Puck*

Liv: ... Okay?

Sedna: ^_^

Liv: He's cute. ^_^

Sedna: Okay! ^_^

Liv: ...

Sedna: Bye. *walks away*

Liv: ... Weird. o_o


Later at the Video Store...


Liv: So, that's what happened!

Satoko: Fishy... Very fishy...

Anton: It's adorable, though! Look at his little elf ears.

Liv: I know, right?

AJ: ...

Mr. Puck: ... *shakes* ...

Liv: Whoa! *drops it*

AJ: What?

Liv: It moved!

Mr. Puck: *mutates*

Juneau: HAHAHA!! You fell for it!

Satoko: A youma!

AJ: O RLY?

Liv: Moon Prism Power!

Anton: Mercury Power!

AJ: Mars Power!

Sailor Liv: For Love and Justice, Sailor Liv!

Sailor AJ: *unenthusiastic* Sailor AJ.

Sailor Anton: Sailor Anton!

Sailor Liv: ...

Sailor Anton: What?

Sailor Liv: ...

Sailor Anton: ... Weird, I can't feel a breeze. *looks down* PANTS. YESSSSSS.

Author-sama: LASKDJFLSDKNFUOO;ERNGFKNDS; CANON DEFILEMENT. DIE.

Sailor Anton: *is wearing a skirt again* DAMN IT. WHERE'S MY AGENT!?

Director Yagami: CUT! -_-

Camera: *turns off*

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Sailor Liv: *standing on the set* Hello, viewers. Today on Sailor Liv, we had copyrighted material. Mr. Puck belongs to Code Lyoko AKA Moonscoop or something, Don't Trust Me is property of 30H!3 and whoever their record company is, and Let it Rock belongs to... I don't even know.

Sailor Anton: AND I WANT MY F***ING AGENT!!!

Sailor Liv: Hypocrite.

Sailor Anton: YOU. I BLAME YOU FOR THIS. GAAAAAAAH. *leaves*

Sailor Liv: CUT PLEASE.

Camera: *turns off*



























ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

Oh yeah.

imma rewrite it I think.