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Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Hitachiin Bros. on Fri May 29, 2009 5:04 pm

this is full of inside jokes. if you don't get them, ASK.
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The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.

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You wonder if your TV is broken.

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*alien bleeping*

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Nope, it's not.

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!

Sailor Liv: STFU. o_o;;

Chorus: ...

Sailor Liv: ...

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

Sailor Liv: ... *facepalm*

*screen goes black*

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Voice: Episode One: Some random kid turns into a magical superhero person! A typical plot unfolds!

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Liv: ... *stares at camera* ... o_o ... *walks away*

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Liv: *walks back on camera again, apparently now in character* So, like, Satoko-chan!

Ashton: ... -_-U ... My name's not Satoko, nya.

Liv: Yeah yeah. So, like, that history exam was long, eh?

Ashton: Yeah, really, nya! >_<U

Liv: I know, right, like, really, 41 questions?

Cat: Mreow.

Ashton: ... My kitty powers are tingling. LET'S GOOOOOOO!!! *pulls Liv elsewhere*

Cat: *looks at them* Mreow.

Ashton: IT'S A KITTY, NYA~N!!!

Liv: WITH A BANDAID!!!

Ashton: Aww. *picks up cat*

Cat: Mreaow.

Liv: *pulls the bandaid off* Whoah, freaky moon shaped bald spot.

Cat: Mreow! o_o *jumps onto a wall*

Ashton: Bye bye, nya!

Liv: ... Weird. So, like, bye. *walks away* That was a weird cat.

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Later on...

Liv: *typing on a Windows 98* Weird cat... Really weird cat...

Weird Cat: *sitting in the window* MROW.

Liv: OHMYGOD. o_o

Weird cat: Don't be scared, eh? I'm here to tell you about your POWERRRRRRRRRRZ!!! Eh!

Liv: Powers, huh... Do tell.

Weird cat: *coughs up a brooch* Here, eh. Say, "Moon Prism Power!" eh!

Liv: ... I'm not touching that.

Weird cat: ... *picks it up in mouth, jumps over, and drops it on Liv's lap*

Liv: EWWW! CAT DROOL! o_o

Weird cat: SAY IIIIIIIT.

Liv: FINE. *picks up brooch with two fingers* MOON PRISM POWER!

*random trumpet/drum/guitar music and swirly blue and red lights* NAOW. NANANA, NANANANA BRRR BRRR BRRR, NANANA NAAAAAAAA NA NA DODODODOOOOOO DODODODODODOOOOO DODODODODODODODOOOOODOOOOOOO NAAAAAANANANAAAAANANAAAAAAA DU DU DU DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUN!

Sailor Liv: ... Wow, costume change. o_o

Weird Cat: ... My name is Satoko. I am from the MOOOOOON. And, you're the Sailor Soldier of Love and Justice. And, of the moon. And, I'm looking for the Moon Princess.

Sailor Liv: ... The Moon's not even a planet. It's a space rock stuck in Earth's gravity.

Weird Cat: Yes, well, tell it to Naoko Takeuchi.

Sailor Liv: Who?

Weird Cat: Never mind.

Sailor Liv: Hey, I have a friend who thinks he's a cat, are y'all related?

Weird Cat: NO. o_oU

Sailor Liv: But, your fur is the same color as his cat ears. And, you have blue eyes. And, I call him that.

Weird Cat: NO SHUT UP I'M NOT. o_o;

Sailor Liv: ... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ...

Weird Cat: Anyway, so, like, you fight these random evil monsters as they show up, okay?

Sailor Liv: Okay. How do I change back?

Weird Cat: D'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... well... uhhhhhhhhhh... MAGICALLY. BYE! *jumps out window*

Sailor Liv: HEY! >=O ... Well, now what.

TV: *turns itself on* Hello viewers. I'm here on-site in front of Osa-P Jewelers. There is a monster in there. Breaking stuff.

Sailor Liv: Oh, like that. Okay. *runs downstairs* MOM, GOING OUT! *runs down the street, eventually gets to Osa-P*

TV Reporter: Hey, kid, scram.

Sailor Liv: NO, YOU. *runs inside* HEY MONSTER.

Morga: WOT?

Sailor Liv: IMMA KILL YOU.

Morga: NO YOU AIN'T.

Sailor Liv: O RLY?

Morga: YA RLY. *kicks Sailor Liv into a random pillar*

Sailor Liv: Ow. D:

Satoko: *jumps out of nowhere* OKAY SO LIKE THROW YOUR TIARA LIKE A FRISBEE OKAY BYE! *explodes*

Sailor Liv: ... Okay... *takes off tiara* This thing is weird. Why is it on my forehead. Oh well. *throws it* MOON TIARA MAGIC!

Morga: ONOEZ! *disintegrates*

Sailor Liv: HUZZAH!

Ashton: ... Lol, hay.

Sailor Liv: YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEEEEE...

Ashton: Okay.

Sailor Liv: *waving hands around for no reason, backs out of the jewelry store*


*screen turns black again*

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Sailor Liv: Hello everyone, welcome to Sailor Says. So... uh... People can't be half-animal in real life, like my dear friend, Sa-

Ashton: ASHTON! And, I am half cat! D:

Sailor Liv: Whatever. Stay tuned for next *insert scheduled airing date here*'s episode for a new senshi, more of the freaky cat thing, and more freaky monsters! BYE! <3

*screen turns off*
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Scooby-Doo on Fri May 29, 2009 5:39 pm

SATOKO!!!!!! ==D
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Hitachiin Bros. on Fri May 29, 2009 11:47 pm

joke;;

Me = Mion
Anton = Shion [hence, twiiiiiiiiiiiin]
Ash = Satoko

according to the quiz, anyway.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Scooby-Doo on Sat May 30, 2009 5:24 pm

I got Rika.

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D:>
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Hitachiin Bros. on Sat May 30, 2009 7:53 pm

ur not in our clique, so, yeah.
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The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.

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*alien bleeping*

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!

Sailor Liv: oh not again.

Chorus: ...

Sailor Liv: Are you do-

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

Sailor Liv: GAWD.

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Voice: Episode Two: The Enemy Strikes! The Retarded-sounding new radio emcee!

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Liv: *typing...*

Radio: HEY HEY HEY, this is Kay-Too-Be-Cee, your EMcee. Hahaha, loz0rz. :A

Liv: -_- REALLY?

Ashton: I know, nya?

Liv: mmmmmhm. *typing*

Radio: ?????

Ashton: NYA, I HATE THIS SONG.

Liv: WHY? :A

Ashton: Because, they play it way to much, and it's all over the internet right now, nyan.

Liv: Wow, wonder why?

Ashton: Maybe because it's so pathetically cheesy, nya?

Liv: Nah. It's catchy, in my opinion.

Ashton: Nya~n. You're weird.

Liv: No, you're weird. o_o;

Ashton: I am not. Nyao. :3

Liv: Whatever you say.

Ashton: ... NYA~N!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TIME IT WAS?

Liv: YOU DIDN'T SAY TO.

Ashton: WHATEVAR. *leaves*

Radio: ?????

Liv: ... *turns radio off* ... annoying.

Satoko: *jumps in through window* Livi.

Liv: GAWH. *falls out of chair*

Satoko: o-o?

Liv: STOP APPEARING RANDOMLY. T~T

Satoko: Whatever. Hey, okay, we're going to go and check out that radio station.

Liv: YESSSSSSSS. GET THEM TO STOP PLAYING SUCH ANNOYING SONGS.

Satoko: NO, I DETECTED A MONSTER.

Liv: And, while we're at it, stop the annoyance.

Satoko: WHATEVER.

Liv: Okay! =D

Satoko: FINE.

Liv: LET'S GO.

Satoko: OKAY.




And so, they go to the radio station.




Liv: ... lol, look, a guard-the-door guy.

Guard-the-door guy: GRRRR. IMMA GARDIN DIS HEAR DOOR.

Liv: Hi, Mr. Guard-the-door guy, let me in.

Guard-the-door guy: OKAI. *moves*

Liv: Thank you! *goes in, walks up to desk* Hi, there.

Lady at Desk: SEKKURITY.

Liv: *is kicked out* There's gotta be an easier way to do this.

Satoko: WEEEEEELL... There's always the disguise pen.

Liv: What disguise pen?

Satoko: THIS DISGUISE PEN. *coughs it up*

Liv: Euw.

Satoko: You just hold the pen, say what you want to turn into, and voila.

Liv: ... No. o_o

Satoko: Yes.

Liv: No.

Satoko: Yes.

Liv. Hell no.

Satoko: YES. -_-

Liv: FINE. Disguise pen! Turn me into a TV Reporter!

*poof*

Liv: Here. *throws the pen at Satoko* Cat drool. *walks up to desk again* Hi, there.

Lady at desk: Mhm. *filing nails*

Liv: K-thx-bye. *gets on elevator*

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Elevator: *ding*

Liv: *gets off*

Ketubishi: ... lol whotf r u

Liv: ...

Ketubishi: Weer lyk, on air.

Liv: ... Oh. ... HEY!! LISTENERS!!! THIS MUSIC IS HYPNOTIZING YOU AND STEALING YOUR SOUUUUUUUUULS!

Ketubishi: STFU!!! GO FLOW.

Random assistant: *turns into a youma* GRAWR

Liv: MOON PRISM POWERRRRRRRRRRRR.

Sailor Liv: UR GOIN DOWN!

Flau: LOL NO WAI.

Sailor Liv: MOON TIARA MAGIC!

Flau: EPIC DODGE MANEUVER!!! *runs in a circle*

Sailor Liv: Nooooo... D:

Flau: IMMA KILL U.

Sailor Liv: OH SHIZ. *runs into the elevator*

Flau: *jumps out the window

Sailor Liv: *gets out of elevator on the roof* Haha.

Flau: *climbs over the ledge* MWAHAHAHA.

Sailor Liv: ONOEZ!!!

*A rose shoots down and hits Flau through the head*

Flau: OW. *disintegrates*

Sailor Liv: o-o

Guy in a Tuxedo and a mask: *stands on wall looking all cool with cape blowing*

Sailor Liv: WHO COULD THAT BE?

Guy: I AM... TUXEDO KAMEN. *disappears*

Sailor Liv: Oh, wow, a mysterious hottie in a tux and a cape. MAYBE IT'S DAVID!!

Tuxedo Kamen: *reappears* No. *disappears*

Sailor Liv: DAMMIT...

*screen turns black*

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Sailor Liv: HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAILOR SAYS. Today on Sailor Liv, we saw someone jump out a window. Kids, do not jump out windows expecting to end up on your roof. That is all. Stay tuned for next airing episode, where we meet our NEW SENSHI! And another YOUMA! Byeeeee.

*TV turns off*
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Scooby-Doo on Sat May 30, 2009 8:22 pm

EVEN SO, THINK OF WHAT RIKA DID AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MINI-ARC. I DON'T WANNA - -

*censored*

And I love this. It's a great parody of Sera Moon. XD
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Post  Hitachiin Bros. on Sun May 31, 2009 2:45 pm

the so-called fanart pic was worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  LaBohemien on Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:32 am

This is like totally win.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Hitachiin Bros. on Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:20 pm

The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.

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*alien bleeping*

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!

Sailor Liv: oh not again.

Chorus: ...

Sailor Liv: Are you do-

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

Sailor Liv: GAWD.

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Voice: Episode Three: The Sailor Soldier of Water! How... very... odd...

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Liv: *at the arcade playing video games* ...

Satoko: *watching* ...

Liv: ...

Satoko: ...

Liv: LOOK! I JUST ACCESSED THE CRESCENT BEAM! =D

Satoko: Lovely.

Liv: ...

Satoko: ...

Liv: ... HIGH SCORE! OSNAP! =D

Satoko: That's nice.

Liv: ...

Satoko: ...

Game center owner: Hey, you.

Liv: Hiiiiiiiii David.

David: ... Go outside for once.

Liv: Look, high score. =D

David: *looks* Wow.

Liv: I know, right.

David: Seriously, leave. -_-

Liv: Okay~ *skips out*

Satoko: Meow. *follows*

David: ... *starts playing the game* No one beats my high score. ಠ_ಠ

Liv: *walks along* Hum...

Satoko: ... Liv. o_o

Liv: ...

Satoko: HEY. YOU.

Liv: ... *looks at sky* ...

Satoko: HEY!!!! -_-

Liv: WHAT!!! -_-

Satoko: Monster sighting.

Liv: Oh, what, you can sense these things?

Satoko: Yes. Yes I can.

Liv: ... Bleh.

Satoko: Anyways, it's over at that cram school. Go.

Liv: Don't wanna.

Satoko: Too bad. Go.

Liv: BLEHHHHHHHHHHH.


Later, at the Cram School.


Sailor Liv: HEY MONSTER.

Garoben: ... WOT? *terrorizing some random male student*

Satoko: ... *runs off elsewhere*

Sailor Liv: I AM SAILOR LIV! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, IMMA KILL YOU, MONSTER! *pose*

Garoben: R NOT. WOT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1?

Sailor Liv: ... What? ಠ_ಠ

Garoben: WRONG. ATTACK MY ZOMBIE STUDENTS!

Sailor Liv: O_o?

Zombie students: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS...

Random student: NOT ZOMBIES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! *scream*

Satoko: *jumps onto a desk by random student* Hey, you.

Random Student: You're--

Satoko: Yes. I'm a talking cat. *coughs up a blue pen* Here.

Random student: ... Eew.

Satoko: Yes, I know that too. Pick it up, and say, "Mercury Power!"

Random student: Why?

Satoko: JUST DO IT. o_o

Random student: Fine.

Sailor Liv: MOON TIARA MAGIC!

Garoben: SKADOOSH. *eats it*

Sailor Liv: Nooooo! D:

Random student: MERCURY POWER!

*random trumpet/drum/guitar music and swirly blue lights* NAOW. NANANA, NANANANA BRRR BRRR BRRR, NANANA NAAAAAAAA NA NA DODODODOOOOOO DODODODODODOOOOO DODODODODODODODOOOOODOOOOOOO NAAAAAANANANAAAAANANAAAAAAA DU DU DU DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUN!

Sailor Anton: WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS!!! D:<

Sailor Liv: HEY LOOK ANOTHER SAILOR. Lol, you look weird.

Sailor Anton: D:<

Sailor Liv: Uh, so, yeah.

Sailor Anton: Bubbles Spray... -_-

Monster: OMG IM BLIND ONOEZ. *disintegrates*

Sailor Liv: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT.

Sailor Anton: ... I DON'T WANNA WEAR A DRESS. D:<

Satoko: Yes, well, tell it to Naoko Takeuchi.

Sailors: ... Huh?

Satoko: NE-VER-MIND. -_-

Sailor Liv: Okai. HEY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR!

Sailor Anton: No I don't. *coughSTAYINCHARACTERcough*

Sailor Liv: Huh, I don't speak cough...

Satoko: ... *turns off camera*

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Sailor Liv: Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Sailor Says! Today on Sailor Liv, we saw a guy in a dress. Boys and girls, if you see a man in a dress or a skirt, he is not a sailor soldier. He's just a bit messed up in the head is all.

Ranka Fujioka: WOT? D:<

Sailor Liv: OMG! CAMEO APPEARANCE! STAYTUNEDFORNEXTEPISODEWHENWEMEETYETANOTHERSAILORSCOUTBYE! *runs*

*TV turns off*
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Post  Cantaloupe on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:16 pm

The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.

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*alien bleeping*

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!

Sailor Liv: GAH.

Chorus: ...

Sailor Liv: ...

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

Sailor Liv: *hitting head on wall*

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Voice: Episode Four: The Psychotic Fanboy is the new Senshi? The Mysterious Bus to HELL!!!

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Liv: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYYYYYYYY. DON'T LET IT GET AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Satoko: SHUT UP. NOW.

Liv: But, we're waiting. For the bus. I'm bored.

Satoko: I DON'T CARE. o_o

Anton: Meeeeeeeean... T-T

Liv: ...

Satoko: ...

Liv: We weren't talking to you.

Anton: ... *sits on the corner of the sidewalk* ...

Liv: Weirdo. Anyways... WAITING.... for the bus...

Satoko: ...

Anton: ... you guys are so mean ...

Liv: THE BUS! THE BUS IS HERE. IT'S DRIVING.

Satoko: Yes. Yes it is.

Anton: Why are we going to the video store anyway?

Liv: BECAUSE... *gets a background of roses and such* They just released Ou**n High on DVD!!!

Anton: WHAT? *joins in the background*

Liv: EXACTLY! AND IT'S HIGH QUALITYYYYYYY!

Anton: WHY ARE WE STANDING HERE WHEN THE BUS IS SITTING RIGHT THERE?

Liv: I DON'T KNOW!

Both: *run into the bus*

Satoko: ... -_- *follows*

Liv: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND. ROUND AND ROUND. ROUND AND ROUND.

Anton: *headwindow* ...

Liv: ALL THROUGH THE TOWWWWWN.:D

Satoko: SHUT UP.

Liv: Don't wanna.

Satoko: I DON'T CARE.ಠ_ಠ

Liv: Your mom didn't care.

Satoko: -_-

Liv: Exactly.

*bus pulls up at the video store*

Liv: OU**AN. NAO. *runs into the store*

Anton: ... THEY HAVE A POSTER.

Liv: Of course they do. TO THE NEW RELEASES!

Anton: RIGHT.

Liv: ... it's ... sold out ...

Anton: TO THE HELP GUY!

Liv: RIGHT.

Satoko: ... idiots.

Liv: Hello, help guy.

: ... Hmm?

Anton: ... Do you have any other copies of Ou**n?

: No. Go away.

Liv: RUDE! *walks away*

Satoko: MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

Liv: WHAT?

Satoko: MROW. *walks outside*

Liv: Fine, what is it?

Satoko: I sense something about that video store guy.

Liv: He's rude.

Satoko: SO?

Liv: FINE. *walks back in the store* Hi, help guy.

: WHAT NOW.

Liv: You're rude, you know that?

: ... Am not.

Liv: Are too. My cat told me to talk to you though.

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Liv: No really.

: ...

Liv: Douche. *leaves*

: HEY!! NO ONE CALLS ME A DOUCHE AND LEAVES ALIVE!!!

Liv: OH SNAP. *gets on the bus*

Satoko: -_- What?

Liv: BUS DRIVER!!!

: *rageness*

Anton: OH GEEZ, HE HAS A GIANT SWORD.

Liv: ... Cosplayer. It's plastic.

Anton: ... He just cut down that tree.

Liv: OH MY GOD. BUS DRIVER!!!

: *gets on the bus just as they're driving away*

Liv/Anton/Satoko: *scream/mraow*

: IMMA KILL JOO.

Bus Driver: Mwahaha. *drives into a black abyss of death*

Liv: O_o

Anton: O_o

: What the...

Satoko: HEY RANDOM GUY! *coughs up a transformation pen* Here. Shout, "MARS POWER!"

: Why? o_o

Satoko: Just do it.

Liv: /He's/ a sailor scout?

Satoko: Yes.

Liv: D'oh.

: MARS POWER!

Anton: MERCURY POWER!

Liv: MOON PRISM POWER!

*random trumpet/drum/guitar music and swirly red lights* NAOW. NANANA, NANANANA BRRR BRRR BRRR, NANANA NAAAAAAAA NA NA DODODODOOOOOO DODODODODODOOOOO DODODODODODODODOOOOODOOOOOOO NAAAAAANANANAAAAANANAAAAAAA DU DU DU DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUN!

Sailor AJ: ... Skirt?

Sailor Anton: You'll get used to it.

Sailor AJ: ...

Sailor Liv: HEY YOU! BUS DRIVER!

Bus Driver: *unveils himself to be...*

Ketubishi: hai guiz wuts up

Sailor Liv: I'M SAILOR LIV! DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!

Sailor Anton: SAILOR ANTON! DEFENDER OF CHIBIS AND LEEK BUNS!

Sailor AJ: ... uh... sailor AJ.... defender of... stuff...

Sailor Liv: No, you have to yell it.

Sailor AJ: Yell what?

Sailor Liv: ... And SAILOR AJ, DEFENDER OF FANBOYISM!

Sailor AJ: That works.

Sailor Liv: IN THE NAME OF THE MOON...

Sailor Anton: AND MERCURY...

Sailor Liv: AND MARS!

Sailor AJ: I could have said it that time.

Sailors: WE'LL KEEL JOO!!

Ketubishi: FAIL! GO, KIGAAN!

Kigaan: GRAWSDFJKL;FGJSUENEFNL;.

Sailor Liv: Can we, like go outside the bus for this? I don't wanna pay for bus damage.

Ketubishi: NO.

Kigaan: GRAFBSDGTWK(RGT{SD:{A.

Sailor AJ: FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE... SOUL!

Kigaan: OH SHIT. *dies*

Ketubishi: SKROO YOO. *disappears*

Sailor AJ: Hah. Eat it.

Sailor Liv: Go rude guy!

Sailor Anton: Um....

Sailor Liv: ...

Sailor AJ: ...

Sailor Liv: Hey, we're stuck in a black hole.

Sailor Anton: ... Yeah, that.

Sailor Liv: ... Crap.

Tuxedo Kamen: *suddenly in the bus drivers seat* I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL.

Sailor Liv/Sailor Anton: YEYYYYYYY

Sailor AJ: ... sugoi ... <3

Sailor Liv: HEY. YOU.

Sailor AJ: What?

Sailor Liv: NO.

Sailor AJ: ... But he's so cool ...

Sailor Liv: ... GET OUT.

Sailor AJ: ... *sits in the back of the bus* ...

Tuxedo Kamen: Oooooookay!

*they drive out of the black hole. the end.*

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Sailor Liv: Hello. Welcome to Sailor Says. I don't have anything to say. Kids, don't call video store guys douchebags. The end.

The TV turns off.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Anime_Amanda_ on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:39 pm

D: What if the video game store guy is a joyk?
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:04 pm

... It's AJ the Douchebag, sweetie. ._.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Anime_Amanda_ on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:11 pm

._. can you not call me sweetie?
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:11 pm

Habit. I call a few people that if you haven't noticed.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Anime_Amanda_ on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:12 pm

meh.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  LaBohemien on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:13 pm

Moar please.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:42 pm

kk



The credits for Destiny Changed end. The screen turns black.

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*alien bleeping*

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BNYAAAAAAOOO NYAW NYOW, NANANANANANAOW!!

Chorus: Fighting evil by moonlight! (Not) Winning love by daylight! Usually running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailor Liv!

Sailor Liv: Oh forget it.

Chorus: =D

Sailor Liv: *leaves*

Chorus: ... She is the one, Sailor Liv!!

Guitar dude: ... BNAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... doodloo.

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Voice: Episode Five: Ultimatum. Ketubishi's Downfall. *grumbling*

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SOMEWHERE AT THE NORTH POLE...

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: KAAAAAAAAAAAYTOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. GET YOUR INCOMPETENT BACKSIDE IN HERE. LOL!

Ketubishi: *appears* YEEEEEEEES?

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Okay, look. You still haven't beaten the Sailor Senshi. So, if you don't this time, it's eternal sleep for you! LOL!

Ketubishi: Do not waaaaaaaaaaaaant. D;

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Then go beat them! LOL!

SOMEWHERE IN INTERNETS TOWN.

Liv: Lalala, looking out the window. Hey, look, random cars. HEY LOOK A JAGUAR.

Ketubishi: *appears in sky* LMAO HAY DEWD

Liv: HEY LOOK OUR NEMESIS.

Ketubishi: Hey loz0r.

Liv: Hi nemesis. Why are you floating in the sky?

Ketubishi: Because, I'm gonna keel you and all your friends.

Liv: Gasp, how sinister.

Ketubishi: Ikr? So, anyway, all sailor senshi go to Google Airport, a'ight. Now plz. OR ELSE.

Liv: OR ELSE WHAT?

Ketubishi: *shows Internets Town burning* LMAO.

Liv: Oh my. ._.

Ketubishi: SO YA, SEE YA L0Z0RZ!!!! *disappears along with the fire*

Liv: Crap. I wonder if the others are going. *calls AJ* HEY DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT.

AJ: ... WTF, why are you calling me.

Liv: BECAUSE! DID YOU SEE THAT!

AJ: See what?

Liv: IN THE SKY. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT.

AJ: I was doin' something.

Liv: Well anyway go to Google Airport.

AJ: Why?

Liv: BECAUSE TEH NEMESIS IS THERE.

AJ: ... K. *hangs up*

Liv: -_- Douchebag... *calls Anton*

Anton: ... Liiiiiiiiiiiv, it's three AM here you know.

Liv: I don't care, did you see that?

Anton: Yes.

Liv: Kay. *hangs up* AWAYYYYYYYY.


Later, at the airport...


Liv: Why are we here without transforming?

AJ: I dunno. Where's the brit?

Liv: I dunno.

Zombie cops: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ.

Liv: ONOEZ. MOON PRISM POWER!

AJ: MARS POWER!

Sailor Liv: K, kill the zombies.

Sailor AJ: ... FIRE SOUL!

Zombie Cops: *poof*

Ketubishi: *appears* LMFAO I SAW YALL TRANSFORM!!!

Sailor Liv: PERV.

Ketubishi: Ya well i know ur civilian ids nao.

Sailor AJ: ...

Ketubishi: U dont talk much. Anyway Imma keel you.

Sailor Anton: BUBBLE SPRAY!

Ketubishi: Ono, i r blinded. *flail*

Sailor Liv: Ohaitherebrit.

Sailor Anton: ... *yawn* ...

Ketubishi: GO AEROPLAINZ.

Airplanes: braaaaaaaaaaaains *start driving towars them, propellors clear the bubbles or whatever*

Sailor Liv: ACK! *runs*

Ketubishi: LMFAO

Tuxedo Mask: S'UP KETUBISHI?

Ketubishi: GTFO MY BRIDGE. *pushes him off*

Tuxedo Mask: NOOOOOOO *falls into ocean*

Ketubishi: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

Sailor Liv/AJ: TUXEDO MASK!!! D:>

Sailor Anton: ...

Airplanes: braaaaaaaaaaaaains.

Satoko: *suddenly on Sailor Liv's head* HEY IGNORE THE PLANES AND GO KILL KETUBISHI.

Sailor Liv: GET OFF MY HEAD. o_o

Sailor AJ: ... *sneaks up behind Ketubishi, sticks a "Kick Me" sign on his back, and then runs away*

Airplanes: Kick him? Okay. *start driving toward him*

Ketubishi: ... Hey. Wait. No. WRONG GUY!!! ACK!!! *disappears, planes drive into ocean*

Sailor Liv: He disappeared! D:<

Sailor AJ: O RLY?

Sailor Liv: YA RLY.

Sailor Anton: No wai.

Sailor Liv: Ya wai.

Sailor AJ/Anton: =O


Meanwhile, somewhere in the North Pole...


Ketubishi: ... sup queeny?

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: You have failed me, Ketubishi. LOL!

Ketubishi: Those senshi are buttholes. But, I got their --

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: But, LOL! They're still alive.

Ketubishi: YES BUT I KNOW WHO--

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: But, you didn't do what I said, so, eternal sleep! ... LOL!

Ketubishi: DUDE SRSLY LISTEN I KNOW WH-- *is frozn*

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: Seera Sedana, come forward, LOL!

Seera Sedana: Yeah, what.

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: You're up, LOL!

Seera Sedana: Okay. Don't worry, we'll kill them.

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: We?

Seera Sedana: ... Yeah, me and Mr.Puck.

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM: ... LOL! Okay! As long as you kill them!

Seera Sedana:

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM:

Seera Sedana: *leaves*

Person who is hidden in the shadows ATM:


Back at Google Airport...

Senshi: ... *looking in the water*

Sailor Liv: WHY!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEEEEEE!!

Sailor AJ: WHY!??

Sailor Anton: ... zzz ...

Sailor Liv: ... Kick him.

Sailor AJ: *kicks him*

Sailor Anton: ... you guys are so mean ... i'm going home ... *starts walking away; falls over after a few steps* ... zzz ...

Sailor Liv: ... WHY, TUXEDO MASK!?

Tuxedo Mask: Why what? o_o

Sailor Liv: ... TUXEDO MASK! *glomp*

Sailor AJ: TUXEDO MASK! *glomp*

Tuxedo Mask: Get off please. You're wrinkling my suit.

Sailor Liv: NEVER!

Tuxedo Mask: *disappears*

Sailor Liv: Well, at least he's alive, right?

Sailor AJ: ... sugoi~ ... <3

Sailor Liv: ... *pushes him off bridge*

Sailor AJ: AH!!! *grabs bridge*

Sailor Liv: GET AWAY!! BRING THE OLD SAILOR AJ BACK!!! *steps on his hand*

Sailor AJ: ... Wait, huh?

Sailor Liv: I dunno. *steph on his other hand*

Sailor AJ: NOOOOOOOO *falls*

Sailor Liv: Bye. *leaves*

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Splash.

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Sailor Anton: ... zzz ...

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*screen goes black*

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Sailor Liv: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO SAILOR SAYS. I'd like to take this time to say, "Kick Me" signs are mean.

Ketubishi: Got that right, lmao.

Sailor Liv: No, you're dead, get out. *sparta kick*

Ketubishi: NOOOOOO *falls*

Sailor Liv: See? Kicking people is not nice, kiddies. So, don't kick people.

*screen goes black again*
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  LaBohemien on Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:13 am

...Yes.


*bow*
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:11 pm

References for that arc:

The PWIHITSATM is supposed to be the Admin of the C.L. Forum. She frequently ends posts with "LOL! :D". I copied from another forum so the smilies got edited out.

Ketubishi is supposed to be Kool2BChilln (K2BC), a moderator from the mentioned forum. He sometimes speaks in 1337speak.

Sailor Liv pushing Sailor AJ off the bridge is a reference to the third miniarc of Higurashi. I don't feel like looking up the name.

Ashton is based on Ashton, another (ex-)friend from the mentioned forum. He thinks he's half-cat.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Anime_Amanda_ on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:26 pm

*Clap clap*
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Scooby-Doo on Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:56 pm

I love you. XD

Best Sailor Moon fanfic evur.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:57 pm

thank you. 8D

I need to write another chapter. =3=

it's actually airing on another site. so. you're getting reruns.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  LaBohemien on Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:07 pm

You mean, you're putting it on some other site? XD
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Cantaloupe on Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:10 pm

That's what I said.
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Re: Defender of Love and Justice! Sailor Liv!

Post  Scooby-Doo on Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:18 pm

Yeah, Kels. That's what she said.

Dude. I couldn't write something like this. Ilu. Sailor Liv is a beast. XD
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